Monday 14 May 2007

Does this sound like the worst book ever?

Trading Places …
The Secret Lives of a Brothel Owner and a Priest!

Respected Western Australian author, Maurice Czarniak has just released his exciting novel, Accidental Discovery. This quirky, original work of fiction centres around Brendan, a handsome Catholic priest, who wants to leave the church due to his emerging sexual desires. As fate would have it, Brendan has a chance meeting with businessman and brothel owner, Jack – a series of unpredictable events culminate in the two men swapping roles.
The tale is rapidly propelled along in exciting and dangerous directions when it is discovered that Brendan has supernatural powers! Converting the brothel into a sex therapy clinic, and pseudo-priest Jack delivering his ‘original’ version of a Sunday sermon, makes for entertaining and compelling reading from start to finish!
Accidental Discovery is an original tale, with fast-paced good humour and passionate romance steeped in mystery – an impressive new novel indeed!

I can't even begin to list the things that are wrong with this synposis. Or the scenarios I would have to find myself in before reading it is an option.

It's out through Zeus Publications people, in case you cared....

3 comments:

Bolton said...

oh yes i saw that come through in the email queue and thought it sounded ridiculously mills and wares.
no hang on...
mills and boon.
it wouldn't be as tasty as mills and wares.

my name is kate said...

I was kind of thinking hey this could be okay until it got to "when it is discovered that Brendan has supernatural powers!"

Mercy.

Bolton said...

supernatural powers are the worst cure-all imaginable.
the "then it is discovered" bit makes it even more concerning.